pat cam

There is a guy here, we will call him pat. Some think he could have his own reality show, he just needs a pat cam. I think LV totally needs a reality show- it would capture my stories so much better than I can explain with words. Today D is going to nominate Pat for one of our fake LV awards*.
Dr. of phun.
is the nomination
it has something to do with Phd's and fun
Pat has had the opportunity to offend many of our residents and guests including our most recent celebrity students, Juno.
He has this ability to question everything and philosophize anything. I offered everyone chocolate at lunch today and he said ' whats this?'
"chocolate"
"whats it mean?"
?
i probably laughed or said chocolate again...
earlier I ran into him conversing (gossiping) with C about a past LV intern
they were debating on whether or not she was gay. they had differing opinions, but both thought for sure they were right.

* someone came up with the idea of nominating people for an award. the prize was allegedly this weird trophy thing, but it disappeared recently, and i never actually saw anyone win it. anyone can randomly nominate a person for pretty much anything. nominations dont happen very often unfortunately. some past categories were...
best Amish couple
official werewolf narrator
best cilantro debate 2008
best kitchen drama
most huge
cult leader
best tabler at tayberry jam-me